Birthday Cake Trample

Happy birthday darling! I couldn't remember whether you preferred chocolate or carrot cake so I got a little bit of both. I also forgot cutlery but you don't need any. I step into the cakes with my sharp stilettos and make you lick it off my soles and heels. My shoes come off and I destroy the cakes combining the flavours with my feet. Chocolate + carrot = perfect for Easter. Watch as the icing oozes out from between my toes. It feels like a mud spa treatment for my feet. Eat it all up and don't forget to clean up the floor and hit the gym.