I notice you checking my sneakers and socks out at the gym and invite you back to my room where I reveal that my socks haven't been washed in months and that you will become my sock slave. I humiliate you by making you sniff and worship them and serve as a footstool. I tease you by rubbing my cotton ankle socks together and remind you that your sole purpose is being used as a sock sucker. A must for sock lovers... The socks were auctioned off on Ebanned.