Hotel Triple Knock-Out

I'm displeased with my hotel. Instead of the historic, luxurious room I was expecting, I got a modern room with cheap furniture. At least the human furniture I have bound to my bed is capable of taking extreme smothering and multiple scissorholds to the point of passing out. Can he stand the test of time and become a classic, or will he end up in the recycling bin?

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BTC special $5.00