You are a reporter and I have invited to THE Office for a private meeting. We have developed a brand new vaccine unlike any other which will revolutionize healthcare; one single dose will protect you against every disease for which a vaccine has ever been created. Of course you have volunteered to be the first recipient! As you are getting injected I mention the extremely rare risk of paranoid delusions and breathe through it. Does this turn into the ultimate seduction? Or does this turn into a Trumpian nightmare? This may go back to a certain golden shower incident...