Seat Cushion Warms My Ass
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My furniture gets a bit mouthy sometimes, and furniture has no opinion. Lucky for him, he is now a part of the decor and serves as my personal ass warmer. I get him to try and sing his favorite song while I facesit the life out of him, so I can feel the vibrations. I enjoy his struggles and muffled moans. This sure beats an electric blanket. I push on him front and back and eventually put all my weight on him... Even doing a little ab workout on him while using him for my pleasure. I'll keep this accessory around :-)