Beta Virgin for Life
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Do you find yourself getting friend zoned all the time? Let's face it: you will remain a beta virgin for life. The sooner you accept this the easier life will be. Stop telling yourself you are saving it for marriage. You're hardly attractive and you'll never make enough money to get a trophy wife, but I'll help you... Embrace the fact that your little dicklet will only get hard for Femdom porn and that you'll only get attention from women out of your league if you pay for it. Accept that if you do try to lose your virginity you're gonna suck at it an disappoint. Stroke that ugly little thing