You've done well, Cuckie. Dating a woman so far out of your league isn't easy. I keep your pindick locked. You keep giving me gifts, paying my bills and doing my chores. Make no mistake though, I am far from satisfied. I'll make you sell your car and live on instant noodles just to give me more. Now take a good long look at what you will never get to touch before you deep clean my apartment. My date is coming soon and we don't want your ugly ass around!