Mistress Bella and I have lured you into our Vegas hotel room and are horrified yet entertained by the ridiculously tiny size of your dick. It would be physically impossible to give your micropenis a footjob or boobjob and unlikely that you could ever impregnate a woman. In this hilariously humiliating video, we describe in detail the size and thickness we enjoy in sex, and how you could never offer anything but a good laugh. Losers like you could never measure up, but out of curiosity, how does that tiny thing spurt? Whether degradation of that disgusting thing between your legs turns you on or not, we don't care. This is your only chance to have two beautiful naked women pay any attention to you purely for a good laugh. Let's count down to the eyedropper spurt if you are indeed capable...