My Personal Champagne

I've been waiting for you, my lover, to join me in my hotel room. I ordered a bottle of Champagne which I started drinking without you. I know you are desperately thirsty for a sip but instead of filling the empty glass with Champagne I give you the good stuff... double fermented personal Champagne in a glass. I'm so full from drinking that I decide to give you much more than the glass can fill...more than the bottle. All you need to do is open wide and take whatever I release from my bladder... gulp gulp gulp ;-)