Pig of the Month

This particular employee needs a lot of behaviour modification. I call him in the office and after listing all of his faults and mistakes I pull down his shorts and reveals his chastity cage. This explains why he has such a hard time concentrating” she says. Since he can't be a man he may as well be the office pig slave. To improve his slouchy posture I administer some acupuncture... with my heels. I tell him to oink like a pig instead of moaning. Time for some ball busting in various positions. In no time I'll train him to be pig of the month!